Ocean: "Long time no sea! ๐ So wave hello!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "sea" and "see" to create a funny greeting from the ocean to the beach. The ocean humorously suggests that it has been a while since they have seen each other, and encourages the beach to greet it with a wave, both in terms of saying hello and the physical motion of waving. The use of the wave emoji adds a cheerful touch and enhances the playful tone of the response.
Athumani (Guest) on January 9, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on January 7, 2021
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on December 27, 2020
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Husna (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 19, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on December 17, 2020
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Sumaya (Guest) on December 4, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2020
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Kheri (Guest) on November 18, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 14, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 10, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 9, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 25, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 20, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 13, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
Leila (Guest) on October 10, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 9, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 6, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on October 2, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 22, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 7, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 29, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on August 8, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 13, 2020
๐ That punchline was epic!
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 12, 2020
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 9, 2020
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on July 7, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 2, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 30, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 25, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Ahmed (Guest) on June 15, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 4, 2020
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 2, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 1, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Mzee (Guest) on June 1, 2020
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Rehema (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 20, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
James Kimani (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on May 2, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Rubea (Guest) on April 18, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 7, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Salima (Guest) on March 31, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Biashara (Guest) on March 28, 2020
๐ This is gold!
Zubeida (Guest) on March 21, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Neema (Guest) on March 19, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 14, 2020
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2020
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 22, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Yusuf (Guest) on February 15, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 8, 2020
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Sofia (Guest) on January 25, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
David Chacha (Guest) on January 21, 2020
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐