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Athumani
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 27, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Husna
Guest
Dec 22, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 17, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 14, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Leila
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 29, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 7, 2020
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Rehema
Guest
May 27, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 20, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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James Kimani
Guest
May 10, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sharifa
Guest
May 2, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 2, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Salima
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 28, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Neema
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 21, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Amina
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
