What do a car and an elephant have in common?

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 13, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 2, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

James Malima (Guest) on September 22, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 21, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on September 9, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 31, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nassor (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 22, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 21, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 16, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 12, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Majid (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 5, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Ndoto (Guest) on August 4, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Abubakari (Guest) on August 3, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Selemani (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 14, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mashaka (Guest) on June 30, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Leila (Guest) on June 30, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 21, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Nahida (Guest) on June 13, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 6, 2020

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 25, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

Abdullah (Guest) on May 20, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Nassar (Guest) on May 17, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Khatib (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Asha (Guest) on May 7, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 5, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Husna (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

George Tenga (Guest) on April 20, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 27, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Zainab (Guest) on March 19, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rabia (Guest) on March 10, 2020

😄 You got me!

Wande (Guest) on March 7, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 7, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 14, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 6, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Omar (Guest) on February 5, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Jabir (Guest) on January 27, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Khalifa (Guest) on January 25, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Biashara (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 9, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 6, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Fadhili (Guest) on January 4, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 3, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Ali (Guest) on December 30, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏