What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 21, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 12, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Ahmed (Guest) on August 9, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 5, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 22, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 28, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 26, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 22, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 20, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Tabu (Guest) on June 20, 2020

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 8, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Shukuru (Guest) on June 1, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on May 27, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Kahina (Guest) on May 22, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 20, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 11, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zainab (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 6, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Ndoto (Guest) on April 27, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Salum (Guest) on April 26, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Shabani (Guest) on April 23, 2020

😆 Bookmarking this!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 20, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 15, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Hawa (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 28, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on March 22, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 20, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 8, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Jamal (Guest) on March 3, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 23, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Shamim (Guest) on February 19, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 19, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mariam (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

James Mduma (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mhina (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Aziza (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 19, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 18, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

George Tenga (Guest) on January 12, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mariam (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Chum (Guest) on December 22, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Mazrui (Guest) on December 22, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 21, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Bahati (Guest) on December 20, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 17, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Tambwe (Guest) on December 11, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2019

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Khadija (Guest) on November 24, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 24, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 8, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 7, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰