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Saidi
Guest
Dec 14, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 29, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Yusra
Guest
Sep 24, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 26, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Amir
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 16, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Neema
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 31, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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George Tenga
Guest
May 30, 2020
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 27, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Nora Kidata
Guest
May 26, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Selemani
Guest
May 26, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rahim
Guest
May 17, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
May 10, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 7, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 4, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Kheri
Guest
May 2, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 2, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 2, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 26, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 25, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Warda
Guest
Apr 12, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 4, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
