Saidi (Guest) on December 14, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 12, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 3, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 30, 2020

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Ahmed (Guest) on November 5, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Selemani (Guest) on October 16, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Habiba (Guest) on October 4, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 29, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Yusra (Guest) on September 24, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 19, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

John Malisa (Guest) on September 12, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Amir (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Nahida (Guest) on August 16, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Tambwe (Guest) on August 2, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Biashara (Guest) on July 28, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 23, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Nasra (Guest) on July 22, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 22, 2020

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 15, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Bahati (Guest) on July 9, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Jamila (Guest) on July 1, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 27, 2020

😂 So funny!

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 24, 2020

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Neema (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 4, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 31, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

George Tenga (Guest) on May 30, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 26, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Selemani (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rahim (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 4, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Kheri (Guest) on May 2, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 2, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 2, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 27, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 26, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 25, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 20, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 12, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Warda (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mustafa (Guest) on April 8, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Tambwe (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Jamal (Guest) on April 1, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 23, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mohamed (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 14, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 29, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Mjaka (Guest) on February 23, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂