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Anna Kibwana
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Dec 10, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 6, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 27, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Saidi
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Leila
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zawadi
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 8, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 27, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Leila
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 21, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Salma
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 31, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 26, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Sultan
Guest
May 22, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
May 21, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 20, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 13, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 28, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
😆 That punchline!
