What has 18 legs and catches flies?

Athumani (Guest) on January 2, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 20, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Latifa (Guest) on December 17, 2020

😄 Too good!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 3, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 3, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 27, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 23, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Farida (Guest) on November 20, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 14, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 22, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 17, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Aziza (Guest) on October 14, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 12, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 7, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Nasra (Guest) on October 7, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Warda (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Omar (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Rahma (Guest) on September 20, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Nuru (Guest) on September 18, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Asha (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 3, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 11, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Rehema (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 8, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on July 30, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 21, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mustafa (Guest) on July 11, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 2, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Zubeida (Guest) on June 25, 2020

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Nahida (Guest) on June 24, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Abdillah (Guest) on May 30, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Josephine (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Latifa (Guest) on May 2, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 24, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 15, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 14, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

John Malisa (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 3, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 27, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Rubea (Guest) on March 21, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 17, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

David Chacha (Guest) on March 16, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 16, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 14, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

John Kamande (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Muslima (Guest) on March 11, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 24, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Hassan (Guest) on February 22, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 22, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 6, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠