Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛♂️🍏
Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛♂️🥳🍎
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 5, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 29, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 21, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Halimah (Guest) on October 2, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Makame (Guest) on September 27, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 17, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 6, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
Shani (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rahim (Guest) on September 4, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 2, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Muslima (Guest) on August 29, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 23, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 18, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 15, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Kheri (Guest) on August 11, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Khadija (Guest) on August 1, 2020
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Zakia (Guest) on July 21, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 15, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 13, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Hekima (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Bahati (Guest) on June 30, 2020
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 24, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 14, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 27, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Amina (Guest) on May 27, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 13, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 21, 2020
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Nashon (Guest) on April 15, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 13, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 12, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Ndoto (Guest) on April 6, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 23, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
John Mushi (Guest) on March 10, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 9, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 4, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 14, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 13, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 15, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Salum (Guest) on January 12, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Mchuma (Guest) on January 9, 2020
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 6, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Issack (Guest) on December 23, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Asha (Guest) on December 22, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠