What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Furaha (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Khamis (Guest) on November 12, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Omar (Guest) on October 30, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Nassor (Guest) on October 22, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 16, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Maimuna (Guest) on September 30, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwanais (Guest) on September 27, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 15, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 13, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Amir (Guest) on September 10, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 5, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Kiza (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 2, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Jabir (Guest) on August 30, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 29, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Shani (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Kheri (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Nasra (Guest) on August 20, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Daudi (Guest) on August 11, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 4, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Abdillah (Guest) on August 2, 2020

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Biashara (Guest) on July 30, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Nchi (Guest) on July 23, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Bahati (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Khatib (Guest) on July 12, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 8, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

John Lissu (Guest) on June 29, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 25, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 15, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 27, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 20, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 6, 2020

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 27, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Salma (Guest) on April 24, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Asha (Guest) on April 23, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Tabu (Guest) on April 20, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 18, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 11, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 5, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kheri (Guest) on March 31, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Juma (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

John Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 16, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Rahim (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Nchi (Guest) on February 29, 2020

😄 You got me!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 23, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 11, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Mustafa (Guest) on February 5, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Jafari (Guest) on February 2, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Kheri (Guest) on January 28, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️