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George Mallya
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Oct 23, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Shani
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Oct 18, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Omar
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Oct 18, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
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Monica Adhiambo
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Oct 17, 2020
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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David Kawawa
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Oct 12, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Patrick Mutua
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Oct 7, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Asha
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Sep 24, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Hellen Nduta
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Sep 15, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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John Malisa
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Sep 9, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Sofia
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Sep 5, 2020
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Aug 23, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Christopher Oloo
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Aug 9, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mary Kidata
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Jul 31, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Chiku
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Jul 25, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Michael Onyango
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Jul 22, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mustafa
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Jul 16, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Monica Lissu
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Jul 16, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jul 14, 2020
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Nancy Komba
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Jul 13, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Moses Mwita
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Jul 13, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Edward Lowassa
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Jul 6, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mercy Atieno
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Jul 6, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Richard Mulwa
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Jul 3, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Bakari
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Jun 22, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Halima
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Jun 15, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Abubakar
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Jun 12, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Joyce Mussa
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Jun 2, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Rose Lowassa
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May 23, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Anthony Kariuki
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May 9, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Apr 28, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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David Sokoine
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Apr 27, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mashaka
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Apr 22, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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John Lissu
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Apr 11, 2020
😅 I needed that!
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Margaret Anyango
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Apr 9, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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John Malisa
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Apr 7, 2020
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Linda Karimi
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Apr 1, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Nashon
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Mar 31, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Daudi
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Mar 31, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Brian Karanja
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Mar 17, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Lucy Wangui
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Mar 16, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Rabia
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Mar 12, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Peter Mugendi
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Mar 11, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Kheri
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Mar 10, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Raha
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Feb 17, 2020
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Zakia
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Feb 17, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Sekela
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Feb 13, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Robert Okello
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Jan 24, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Salum
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Jan 21, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Salima
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Dec 31, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Dec 22, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Dec 22, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Halimah
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Dec 21, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Anna Mahiga
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Dec 13, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
