What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 14, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 12, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 7, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mwanais (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Neema (Guest) on January 1, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 21, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Hawa (Guest) on December 17, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Shabani (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Salima (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 3, 2020

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Bakari (Guest) on November 30, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Jabir (Guest) on November 18, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 18, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Zubeida (Guest) on November 6, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Fikiri (Guest) on September 20, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 17, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 16, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 28, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 24, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Jamila (Guest) on August 19, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Hawa (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 15, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 7, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 17, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 14, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 10, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 7, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

George Tenga (Guest) on June 4, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Habiba (Guest) on May 10, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 24, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 20, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Hamida (Guest) on April 17, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 1, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 30, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Rashid (Guest) on March 27, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 26, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Omar (Guest) on March 19, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 3, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mjaka (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 11, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 8, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Bakari (Guest) on February 8, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Latifa (Guest) on February 7, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 31, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 31, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 30, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️