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Joseph Kitine
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Sep 19, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 18, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 24, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 22, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Wande
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 26, 2020
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 19, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 18, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Salima
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Wande
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Issack
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 22, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 15, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Jackson Makori
Guest
May 11, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 4, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 30, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 25, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 21, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Maida
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nassor
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Salma
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Khatib
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Halima
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
