Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 19, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Abubakari (Guest) on September 18, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Rubea (Guest) on September 13, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 24, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Yahya (Guest) on August 22, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Umi (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Sekela (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 13, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Yusuf (Guest) on August 9, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Wande (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 29, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Shukuru (Guest) on July 26, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 19, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Tabu (Guest) on July 18, 2020

😂 So funny!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 16, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 13, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Salima (Guest) on July 12, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Shamsa (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Wande (Guest) on July 8, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Rashid (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 2, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 23, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Issack (Guest) on June 18, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ndoto (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Abdullah (Guest) on June 15, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 10, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 6, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 3, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Rahma (Guest) on June 1, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 22, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 15, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 11, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 4, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 20, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 31, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Fadhila (Guest) on March 21, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 15, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 12, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Abdullah (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 4, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 25, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Rukia (Guest) on February 21, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 16, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 10, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

David Chacha (Guest) on January 27, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 27, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Maida (Guest) on January 25, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Nassor (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Nchi (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Salma (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Khatib (Guest) on December 1, 2019

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 28, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 27, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 23, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 23, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆