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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Answer: Santa Claus 🎅
Explanation: In December, we have the delightful presence of Santa Claus, who magically appears with his sleigh and reindeer to bring joy and gifts to everyone. No other month can boast of having this jolly old fellow spreading cheer and laughter! 🎁🎉
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