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Frank Macha
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Nov 5, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Anna Sumari
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Oct 25, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Lydia Mutheu
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Oct 20, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Sarah Mbise
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Oct 19, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Frank Sokoine
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Oct 17, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Grace Minja
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Oct 16, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Zainab
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Oct 9, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Francis Mtangi
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Sep 23, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Nyota
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Sep 21, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Irene Makena
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Sep 21, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Nassar
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Sep 20, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Betty Akinyi
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Sep 2, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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David Ochieng
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Aug 31, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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George Tenga
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Aug 29, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Tabitha Okumu
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Aug 18, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Neema
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Aug 15, 2020
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Aug 12, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Rose Waithera
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Aug 8, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Sarafina
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Aug 7, 2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Stephen Amollo
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Aug 5, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Michael Mboya
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Aug 2, 2020
😄 You got me!
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George Tenga
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Jul 21, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Alice Jebet
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Jul 11, 2020
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mariam
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Jul 6, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Stephen Kangethe
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Jul 6, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mwakisu
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Jun 29, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Kahina
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Jun 14, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Grace Minja
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Jun 9, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zawadi
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May 28, 2020
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Stephen Kangethe
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May 16, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Francis Njeru
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May 13, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Joseph Njoroge
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May 12, 2020
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Amir
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Apr 24, 2020
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Alice Wanjiru
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Apr 13, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Patrick Akech
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Apr 6, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Apr 5, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Selemani
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Mar 29, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Omari
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Mar 22, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Joy Wacera
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Mar 19, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Simon Kiprono
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Mar 8, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Francis Mrope
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Mar 4, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mwagonda
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Mar 3, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Feb 18, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nancy Kabura
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Feb 14, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Kazija
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Feb 14, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mwanais
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Feb 13, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Victor Sokoine
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Feb 12, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Kazija
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Jan 20, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Frank Macha
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Jan 15, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Nora Kidata
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Jan 10, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Salima
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Jan 6, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
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Jan 5, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Michael Mboya
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Jan 2, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Jabir
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Dec 31, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Dec 29, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Jafari
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Dec 25, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Francis Njeru
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Dec 21, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
