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Alice Mwikali
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Dec 13, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Dec 13, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 30, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 6, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Farida
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 28, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Oct 5, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 3, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Wande
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 27, 2020
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 23, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Salum
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 28, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 22, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Rahim
Guest
May 15, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
