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Nov 4, 2020
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Oct 15, 2020
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Oct 2, 2020
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Sep 25, 2020
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Sep 23, 2020
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Sep 18, 2020
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Sep 7, 2020
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Sep 6, 2020
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Aug 23, 2020
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Aug 18, 2020
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Aug 14, 2020
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Jul 27, 2020
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Jul 25, 2020
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Jul 24, 2020
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Jul 19, 2020
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Jul 17, 2020
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Jul 7, 2020
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Jul 6, 2020
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Jun 28, 2020
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Jun 26, 2020
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Jun 8, 2020
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May 31, 2020
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May 20, 2020
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May 15, 2020
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May 4, 2020
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Apr 29, 2020
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Apr 26, 2020
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Apr 14, 2020
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Apr 5, 2020
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Apr 3, 2020
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Mar 31, 2020
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Mar 28, 2020
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Mar 26, 2020
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Mar 18, 2020
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Mar 8, 2020
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Mar 2, 2020
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Feb 18, 2020
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Feb 13, 2020
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Nancy Akumu
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Feb 12, 2020
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Tambwe
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Feb 7, 2020
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Kiza
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Feb 7, 2020
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Kiza
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Feb 4, 2020
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Frank Macha
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Feb 2, 2020
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jan 28, 2020
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Mwajuma
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Jan 28, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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Moses Mwita
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Jan 25, 2020
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Chris Okello
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Jan 24, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
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Edith Cherotich
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Jan 8, 2020
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Alex Nyamweya
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Dec 31, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Nassor
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Dec 20, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Amina
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Dec 19, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Anna Kibwana
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Dec 17, 2019
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Baraka
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Dec 15, 2019
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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James Malima
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Dec 15, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Paul Kamau
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Dec 11, 2019
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
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Abdullah
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Dec 8, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Safiya
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Dec 5, 2019
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Shamim
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Nov 11, 2019
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
