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Grace Wairimu
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Feb 1, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 16, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 28, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Chiku
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 21, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 13, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 10, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 9, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Wande
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 3, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 25, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 13, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 25, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Kiza
Guest
May 21, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Zainab
Guest
May 20, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 10, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Bakari
Guest
May 9, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Sekela
Guest
May 9, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 29, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Raha
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
