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Where did the king keep his army?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The king kept his army in his sleeve! ๐คญ๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
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