Where do pencils go for vacation?

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 1, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Sekela (Guest) on October 30, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 28, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 24, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 19, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Habiba (Guest) on October 12, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Safiya (Guest) on October 8, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwafirika (Guest) on October 3, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 1, 2020

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Majid (Guest) on September 16, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 12, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 7, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 20, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Khamis (Guest) on August 19, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 17, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 17, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 4, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nassar (Guest) on August 2, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Rubea (Guest) on July 19, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Rahma (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 8, 2020

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 11, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 5, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 3, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 28, 2020

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 24, 2020

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 9, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

James Mduma (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Omari (Guest) on April 2, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 15, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 10, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 9, 2020

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Furaha (Guest) on March 7, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 6, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Athumani (Guest) on March 4, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Abubakar (Guest) on February 21, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 21, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2020

😆 That punchline!

Nchi (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 26, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

George Mallya (Guest) on January 2, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 11, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 8, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 7, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Zulekha (Guest) on November 30, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 29, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Kiza (Guest) on November 28, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 26, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 23, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 23, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!