Which is faster, heat or cold?

Wande (Guest) on January 30, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Khatib (Guest) on January 23, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 22, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 7, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on January 1, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 1, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Khamis (Guest) on December 29, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 24, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Fikiri (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 29, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Nahida (Guest) on November 28, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 21, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 19, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 17, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Shani (Guest) on November 14, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2020

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Sharifa (Guest) on November 4, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on November 3, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mchuma (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 18, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 4, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 2, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

John Mushi (Guest) on September 29, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Shabani (Guest) on September 26, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Shamim (Guest) on September 26, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Rubea (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on September 15, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 13, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Chris Okello (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Latifa (Guest) on September 11, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Tabu (Guest) on September 10, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 27, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 21, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

James Mduma (Guest) on August 19, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Salma (Guest) on August 15, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 15, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 11, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 5, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 5, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 29, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Nuru (Guest) on July 12, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 29, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Sekela (Guest) on June 23, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Makame (Guest) on June 22, 2020

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Amani (Guest) on June 3, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Ali (Guest) on May 30, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 26, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 20, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on May 11, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Josephine (Guest) on May 8, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on April 16, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Warda (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Zuhura (Guest) on March 25, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮