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Which monster is the best dance partner?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" 🕺💃
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! 🎉🎶
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