Why did the chicken go to jail?

Hawa (Guest) on September 24, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Saidi (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Shamim (Guest) on September 19, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 15, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Khalifa (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 5, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Zawadi (Guest) on September 2, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Baraka (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 23, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 22, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Arifa (Guest) on July 17, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

George Ndungu (Guest) on July 6, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Yusuf (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 28, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 25, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Khadija (Guest) on June 24, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 19, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Fatuma (Guest) on June 13, 2020

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Biashara (Guest) on June 11, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 10, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

David Chacha (Guest) on June 9, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 18, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 13, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mhina (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Rabia (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 2, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Omar (Guest) on April 7, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Biashara (Guest) on March 31, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Sharifa (Guest) on March 24, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Chum (Guest) on March 18, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 11, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 4, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 26, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Shani (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 12, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Kazija (Guest) on January 5, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 27, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 24, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 22, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 21, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Rukia (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Zubeida (Guest) on December 12, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 29, 2019

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 25, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 24, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 23, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 19, 2019

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 18, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Jamal (Guest) on September 15, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎