Why did the elephant cross the road?

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 3, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Habiba (Guest) on February 17, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Zawadi (Guest) on February 13, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Amina (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Habiba (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 6, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Jaffar (Guest) on January 31, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Yusuf (Guest) on January 26, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 14, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Maneno (Guest) on January 10, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Jafari (Guest) on January 8, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 6, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nassor (Guest) on January 6, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 19, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 10, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on December 2, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Rashid (Guest) on November 9, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 5, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 30, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 18, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 18, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2020

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 7, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 24, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 23, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 3, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 1, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Umi (Guest) on August 31, 2020

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Warda (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Leila (Guest) on August 23, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 18, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Issack (Guest) on August 17, 2020

😄 You got me good!

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 16, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Abdillah (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 30, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Yusuf (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Nyota (Guest) on July 10, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Salima (Guest) on June 24, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 23, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Aziza (Guest) on June 23, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Tabu (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 9, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 18, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on May 14, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

David Chacha (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 3, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Hamida (Guest) on April 15, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 14, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Jabir (Guest) on April 13, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 10, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Nasra (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 26, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭