Why did the pony get detention?

Chiku (Guest) on November 21, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Shamim (Guest) on November 19, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Halimah (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Makame (Guest) on November 7, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 6, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 5, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on October 30, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 26, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 23, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 21, 2020

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 16, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Arifa (Guest) on October 15, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 6, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 1, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Rehema (Guest) on September 26, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 15, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 14, 2020

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Leila (Guest) on September 12, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Selemani (Guest) on September 11, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 5, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Chum (Guest) on August 21, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 14, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 5, 2020

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on August 4, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Nahida (Guest) on June 26, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 20, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 12, 2020

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on June 7, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Hassan (Guest) on May 31, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 26, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 24, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 14, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 8, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Zakia (Guest) on April 23, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 12, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Wande (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 29, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 24, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Bahati (Guest) on March 12, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Binti (Guest) on March 8, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Issa (Guest) on March 2, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Hashim (Guest) on February 15, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 2, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Khalifa (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 17, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 4, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Khalifa (Guest) on January 4, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Rahma (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 28, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Zubeida (Guest) on December 27, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Selemani (Guest) on December 26, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Jamal (Guest) on December 12, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 5, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭