Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Abubakari (Guest) on July 19, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

James Mduma (Guest) on July 11, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 8, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 3, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Chiku (Guest) on June 27, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 14, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mariam (Guest) on June 6, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Nyota (Guest) on May 31, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Halima (Guest) on May 29, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

George Mallya (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Hekima (Guest) on May 28, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 24, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 22, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 15, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 11, 2020

😄 Too good!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 30, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Tambwe (Guest) on April 23, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 22, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Shukuru (Guest) on April 21, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Abdullah (Guest) on April 15, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 12, 2020

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Maimuna (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Daudi (Guest) on April 11, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Hashim (Guest) on April 11, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Khamis (Guest) on April 10, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 30, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 26, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 10, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 29, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 28, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Daudi (Guest) on February 23, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Umi (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 5, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Latifa (Guest) on February 2, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Baraka (Guest) on January 26, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Zubeida (Guest) on January 12, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 7, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 18, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 13, 2019

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 3, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mchawi (Guest) on November 30, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 26, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Arifa (Guest) on November 26, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 23, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 18, 2019

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 16, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 10, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 5, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Salma (Guest) on November 3, 2019

😆 This one really got me!