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Ibrahim
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Jul 24, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 10, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Jamal
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Sumaya
Guest
May 31, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Masika
Guest
May 31, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mashaka
Guest
May 28, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 16, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Muslima
Guest
May 11, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 24, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Salma
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 17, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 19, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Chum
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Asha
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Wande
Guest
Dec 11, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 25, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Zubeida
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
