Why do cowboys ride horses?

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 24, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 16, 2020

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Rubea (Guest) on July 16, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 16, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 10, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 17, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Bakari (Guest) on June 16, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Abdillah (Guest) on June 15, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Jamal (Guest) on June 1, 2020

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Sumaya (Guest) on May 31, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Masika (Guest) on May 31, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mashaka (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 16, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Muslima (Guest) on May 11, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Asha (Guest) on May 1, 2020

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 23, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 11, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Sekela (Guest) on April 9, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 21, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Nyota (Guest) on March 16, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 14, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mgeni (Guest) on February 24, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Kahina (Guest) on February 22, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Salma (Guest) on February 18, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 17, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 13, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 12, 2020

😄 Too good!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 11, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Ndoto (Guest) on January 19, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Chum (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Asha (Guest) on December 17, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Kheri (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Abdullah (Guest) on December 16, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Wande (Guest) on December 11, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 26, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mohamed (Guest) on November 26, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 25, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Hamida (Guest) on November 20, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 16, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Maneno (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Umi (Guest) on November 7, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 27, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Zubeida (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 10, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 8, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 6, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on October 1, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Zakaria (Guest) on September 30, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Robert Okello (Guest) on September 28, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Bakari (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎