Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! 🐍😜
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! 🙅♂️🐍😂
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 10, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Halima (Guest) on December 8, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Mzee (Guest) on December 1, 2020
😄 Too good!
Juma (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 8, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 27, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Faiza (Guest) on October 6, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Abubakar (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 19, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 13, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Zawadi (Guest) on September 8, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 7, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 6, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 25, 2020
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 13, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 12, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
John Kamande (Guest) on August 6, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 25, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
John Mushi (Guest) on July 18, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Nuru (Guest) on July 14, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Mustafa (Guest) on July 14, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 8, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 6, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 15, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Jamal (Guest) on May 28, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Muslima (Guest) on May 21, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Kahina (Guest) on May 18, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 10, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Muslima (Guest) on April 27, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 24, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
James Kimani (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 21, 2020
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 17, 2020
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 13, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Sofia (Guest) on April 8, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 2, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 31, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 25, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 23, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 15, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 14, 2020
😆 This one really got me!
Nahida (Guest) on March 10, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 9, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 26, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 25, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 11, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 4, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
James Kimani (Guest) on January 28, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 23, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
James Kimani (Guest) on January 19, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Farida (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠