Why was the math book always worried?

Zakaria (Guest) on November 20, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Jamila (Guest) on November 19, 2020

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 13, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 27, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 26, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 18, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Omar (Guest) on October 12, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 10, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Neema (Guest) on October 10, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Shani (Guest) on October 8, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Aziza (Guest) on September 27, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 25, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 14, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Husna (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 12, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Nashon (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 6, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 4, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 2, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 21, 2020

😂 So funny!

Abubakari (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Kiza (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Juma (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Sumaya (Guest) on June 6, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Josephine (Guest) on June 2, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 31, 2020

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mzee (Guest) on May 27, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mustafa (Guest) on May 10, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 20, 2020

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 19, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 15, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Umi (Guest) on April 3, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 1, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Nyota (Guest) on March 26, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Kahina (Guest) on March 24, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 13, 2020

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Omar (Guest) on March 3, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 27, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 22, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 8, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 30, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 21, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 16, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 6, 2020

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Safiya (Guest) on January 6, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 27, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 10, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 27, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 26, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Hassan (Guest) on November 23, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉