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John Mushi
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Nov 20, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 19, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 1, 2020
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 16, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 2, 2020
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 23, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 21, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 14, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Leila
Guest
Jul 22, 2020
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 11, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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John Mushi
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Salima
Guest
Jun 21, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 6, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 2, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mhina
Guest
May 20, 2020
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 6, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 3, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Juma
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Farida
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 3, 2020
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Amani
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 10, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 26, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 16, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Nuru
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
😄 Too good!
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 7, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
