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Maneno
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 11, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 8, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 31, 2020
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 8, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Binti
Guest
Aug 6, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 29, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 26, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 18, 2020
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Neema
Guest
Jun 12, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
May 29, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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James Mduma
Guest
May 19, 2020
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Maneno
Guest
May 18, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 18, 2020
😄 You got me!
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Khamis
Guest
May 12, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Jamal
Guest
May 7, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Arifa
Guest
May 6, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Muslima
Guest
May 4, 2020
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 4, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Zulekha
Guest
May 4, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 30, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 17, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 10, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 1, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 7, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Leila
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
😁 This is gold!
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
