How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Sumaya (Guest) on March 25, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 20, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 17, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nuru (Guest) on March 15, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

George Tenga (Guest) on March 12, 2020

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 11, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 11, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 4, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 4, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 18, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Amina (Guest) on February 13, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mwanais (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2020

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Zulekha (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Abdillah (Guest) on January 11, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

David Chacha (Guest) on January 6, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Makame (Guest) on January 6, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 5, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Ali (Guest) on January 3, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Shamim (Guest) on December 24, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Ahmed (Guest) on December 21, 2019

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 16, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Jafari (Guest) on December 16, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 15, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mariam (Guest) on December 14, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Sharifa (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Maneno (Guest) on December 6, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Yusra (Guest) on November 26, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Abubakari (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

George Mallya (Guest) on November 7, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 6, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 3, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 24, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Fikiri (Guest) on October 21, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 19, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Wande (Guest) on October 15, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 13, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 11, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Salma (Guest) on October 8, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 3, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 25, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 18, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Ahmed (Guest) on September 18, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 8, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Jamal (Guest) on September 5, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Shabani (Guest) on September 3, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 1, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Jaffar (Guest) on September 1, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 30, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 29, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 17, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Tambwe (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 30, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗