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Sumaya
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Mar 25, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Diana Mumbua
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Mar 20, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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George Tenga
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Mar 12, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 11, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 4, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 18, 2020
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Amina
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 12, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Zulekha
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 11, 2020
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Makame
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mary Kidata
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Jan 5, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 24, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 21, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mariam
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Dec 14, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 3, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 21, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 19, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Wande
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Salma
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Stephen Kangethe
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Sep 25, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 29, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Tambwe
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Jul 15, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
