How do you catch a polar bear?

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Maimuna (Guest) on December 13, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Zulekha (Guest) on December 3, 2019

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Baraka (Guest) on November 26, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 19, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 18, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jaffar (Guest) on November 15, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Zakia (Guest) on November 7, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Baraka (Guest) on November 6, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Habiba (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 18, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 3, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mgeni (Guest) on September 2, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Raha (Guest) on September 2, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 8, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 3, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Ndoto (Guest) on July 28, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 25, 2019

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Saidi (Guest) on July 11, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Jamal (Guest) on July 9, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 8, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Zulekha (Guest) on June 27, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 23, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 22, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Shani (Guest) on June 10, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 4, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 24, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 23, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Maida (Guest) on May 22, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Farida (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Khadija (Guest) on May 17, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 14, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 8, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mjaka (Guest) on April 8, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 8, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Josephine (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 2, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Hamida (Guest) on February 19, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 7, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Arifa (Guest) on February 4, 2019

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 24, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Azima (Guest) on January 22, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 22, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mchuma (Guest) on January 22, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥