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Josephine Nekesa
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Dec 21, 2019
๐ Sharing right away!
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Muslima
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Dec 13, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 8, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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James Kawawa
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Nov 30, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Bernard Oduor
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Nov 29, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Tabu
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Nov 16, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
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Shani
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Nov 12, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Alice Mwikali
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Nov 10, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Kevin Maina
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Oct 26, 2019
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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David Chacha
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Oct 10, 2019
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Sep 23, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Raphael Okoth
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Sep 23, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Henry Mollel
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Sep 22, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Chum
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jul 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Mustafa
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Jul 27, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Aziza
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Raha
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Maimuna
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Jul 4, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
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Nassor
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Jul 4, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Amir
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Masika
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Jun 14, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Henry Sokoine
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Jun 12, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Ruth Mtangi
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Jun 11, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 25, 2019
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Mzee
Guest
May 23, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Joyce Nkya
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May 21, 2019
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Husna
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May 19, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Mzee
Guest
May 19, 2019
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Baridi
Guest
May 17, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Salma
Guest
May 15, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Grace Mushi
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Apr 23, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Salma
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Apr 19, 2019
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
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Lydia Wanyama
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Apr 3, 2019
๐ You got me good!
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Arifa
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Apr 2, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Andrew Mchome
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Mar 30, 2019
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
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Wilson Ombati
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Mar 26, 2019
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Mar 20, 2019
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Joseph Mallya
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Mar 10, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Furaha
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Mar 1, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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Mary Kendi
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Feb 25, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ