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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Farida
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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James Malima
Guest
May 30, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 26, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 21, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 3, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 17, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Sharifa
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
😆 That punchline!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Hamida
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Wande
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Dec 15, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Jabir
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Amina
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Maida
Guest
Sep 24, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
