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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
A: "I love you a TON! ๐โค๏ธ"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
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