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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Maneno
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Masika
Guest
Sep 12, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Salima
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Salma
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 24, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 23, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 13, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Amir
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 6, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Nyota
Guest
May 31, 2019
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 28, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mariam
Guest
May 23, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Muslima
Guest
May 18, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 9, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 9, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Mar 8, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
