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Fadhili
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Apr 30, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 7, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 3, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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John Lissu
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Apr 2, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Fikiri
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Mar 11, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Ann Wambui
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Feb 28, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Makame
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Feb 26, 2020
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mary Mrope
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Feb 24, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nchi
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Feb 21, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Binti
Guest
Feb 13, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Rose Lowassa
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Jan 31, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 24, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 15, 2020
😁 This just made my day!
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 8, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Jan 6, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Ann Wambui
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Dec 27, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Lucy Wangui
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Dec 23, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Ramadhan
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Dec 16, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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David Musyoka
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Dec 7, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Margaret Anyango
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Nov 30, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Amani
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Salma
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Irene Makena
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Aug 26, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 3, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Mary Mrope
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Jul 28, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Fadhila
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 23, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 21, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Janet Wambura
Guest
May 15, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Stephen Amollo
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Apr 23, 2019
😂 This is too funny!
