Bakari (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 18, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mohamed (Guest) on September 15, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 11, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 2, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Rehema (Guest) on August 21, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Halima (Guest) on August 20, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 6, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

George Tenga (Guest) on July 27, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 18, 2019

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Hamida (Guest) on July 11, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 3, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 30, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 28, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Rehema (Guest) on June 28, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Azima (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 26, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 21, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 13, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Zuhura (Guest) on June 6, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 2, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Jafari (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Azima (Guest) on May 30, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 22, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Maneno (Guest) on May 20, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 18, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 13, 2019

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Warda (Guest) on May 4, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 1, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Abdullah (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 6, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Nchi (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 27, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Raha (Guest) on March 19, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Zulekha (Guest) on March 15, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Masika (Guest) on March 5, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Nassor (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 19, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Zulekha (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Khatib (Guest) on February 4, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 30, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Mariam (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Daudi (Guest) on January 26, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 16, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 2, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 29, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆