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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: What makes a skeleton laugh?
A: 😂🦴 A tickle in its funny bone!
Explanation: Skeletons don't have muscles or nerves, so they can't physically laugh. But just like humans, if they had a funny bone, a tickle on it would make them burst into laughter. Even though it's a funny riddle, it's a reminder that skeletons are always ready to find humor in the most bone-tickling situations! 😄🤖
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