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Jackson Makori
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Feb 24, 2020
😁 This is gold!
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Kevin Maina
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Feb 20, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mary Kidata
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Feb 8, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 25, 2020
😂 This is too funny!
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 23, 2020
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mwanahawa
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Jan 16, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 1, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Leila
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Issa
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 31, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 18, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Farida
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 22, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 10, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Paul Kamau
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Apr 27, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Moses Mwita
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Apr 23, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mary Sokoine
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Mar 26, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Michael Mboya
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Mar 21, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Brian Karanja
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Mar 20, 2019
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Raha
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
