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Moses Mwita
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Dec 8, 2019
๐ What a joke!
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Maimuna
Guest
Dec 8, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
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Raha
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Lydia Mutheu
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Nov 27, 2019
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Hawa
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Nov 25, 2019
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Nashon
Guest
Nov 1, 2019
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Ahmed
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Asha
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Sarafina
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 27, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 6, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Wande
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 8, 2019
๐ You got me!
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Ali
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Salum
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Nchi
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Jun 5, 2019
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Chum
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Jun 1, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Sekela
Guest
May 29, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 22, 2019
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 19, 2019
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 10, 2019
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Shabani
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 5, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Mwajuma
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Apr 23, 2019
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Zulekha
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Apr 19, 2019
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Victor Kamau
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Mar 23, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Mar 14, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Anthony Kariuki
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Mar 1, 2019
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Rukia
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Feb 25, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Nancy Akumu
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Feb 20, 2019
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
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Michael Onyango
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Feb 19, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 13, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 7, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Peter Mwambui
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Feb 5, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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David Musyoka
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Jan 23, 2019
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Maneno
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Jan 19, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
