Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! 👻🫐
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 17, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 12, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Sekela (Guest) on August 8, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 31, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 30, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Zawadi (Guest) on July 26, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 24, 2019
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Hassan (Guest) on July 22, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 12, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Hashim (Guest) on July 5, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Chiku (Guest) on June 30, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 23, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Maulid (Guest) on June 2, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 2, 2019
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Halima (Guest) on May 30, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 17, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Rahma (Guest) on May 16, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 14, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Mzee (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 11, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Sekela (Guest) on May 11, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 9, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 1, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
George Mallya (Guest) on April 5, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Athumani (Guest) on April 1, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 31, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 19, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 10, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Abubakari (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Omar (Guest) on January 24, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Amir (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Kheri (Guest) on January 24, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Mgeni (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 19, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 18, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 14, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Ndoto (Guest) on January 12, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Asha (Guest) on January 12, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 29, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 18, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Maneno (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 4, 2018
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Daudi (Guest) on December 4, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 26, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Hawa (Guest) on November 18, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Abubakar (Guest) on November 17, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 16, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 2, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 31, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 19, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Raha (Guest) on October 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 3, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!