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Robert Okello
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Dec 17, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 6, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Amani
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Juma
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 20, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Salum
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 23, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 16, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 12, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Masika
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Amani
Guest
Sep 20, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 15, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Bakari
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Salum
Guest
Aug 15, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Halima
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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John Kamande
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mashaka
Guest
May 13, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Yusra
Guest
May 9, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 14, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
