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Where did the king keep his army?

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The king kept his army in his sleeve! ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ‘‘


Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.

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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 16, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Arifa (Guest) on November 16, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฉ

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 14, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 10, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this with everyone!

Salma (Guest) on November 6, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿง 

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ

Hawa (Guest) on November 4, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 2, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 15, 2019

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Why couldnโ€™t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 14, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I donโ€™t trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 4, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!

Warda (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Monday should be optional. ๐Ÿ˜ดโณ

Sekela (Guest) on September 16, 2019

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Iโ€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 27, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

Fadhili (Guest) on August 14, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ

Hekima (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 16, 2019

๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta save this!

Azima (Guest) on July 6, 2019

Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Ali (Guest) on July 1, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜

Nasra (Guest) on May 28, 2019

Iโ€™m still laughing, that was too good! ๐Ÿคฃ

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜†

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 6, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโ€™s a beautiful day. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Sekela (Guest) on April 18, 2019

Whatโ€™s a snakeโ€™s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“š

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 16, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ญ

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 12, 2019

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ™

Sekela (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Whatโ€™s a witchโ€™s favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“–

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 20, 2019

Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโ€™re transparent! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฅ

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 14, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 2, 2019

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜Ž

Zainab (Guest) on February 15, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 4, 2019

Iโ€™m not bossy, Iโ€™m the boss. Big difference. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Biashara (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜‚

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ต

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Whoever said money canโ€™t buy happiness didnโ€™t know where to shop. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Mustafa (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐Ÿช‘โœ‹

Rukia (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿšป

Rubea (Guest) on January 10, 2019

Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 28, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!

Rahim (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต

Mwanais (Guest) on December 23, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!

Nassor (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Iโ€™d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค

Khamis (Guest) on December 9, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 17, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐Ÿช‚๐Ÿคฃ

Sharifa (Guest) on November 13, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”

Halima (Guest) on November 10, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 2, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ก

Zulekha (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 29, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

Mariam (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”

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