Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Safiya (Guest) on November 30, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 13, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Zulekha (Guest) on November 10, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

John Mushi (Guest) on November 9, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 5, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 22, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Furaha (Guest) on October 17, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Saidi (Guest) on September 28, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 26, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 17, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Zakia (Guest) on September 15, 2019

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 12, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 2, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Wande (Guest) on August 31, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

James Mduma (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 21, 2019

😂 So funny!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 14, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Mazrui (Guest) on July 31, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Zainab (Guest) on July 31, 2019

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Binti (Guest) on July 24, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 17, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Sekela (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Mhina (Guest) on July 4, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 28, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on June 7, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 6, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Shukuru (Guest) on June 4, 2019

😄 You got me!

Khamis (Guest) on May 29, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Rashid (Guest) on May 23, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Zakia (Guest) on May 14, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jamila (Guest) on May 9, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

John Malisa (Guest) on April 26, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 20, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Khatib (Guest) on April 18, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mhina (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 4, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 2, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 28, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Halima (Guest) on March 28, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Mchawi (Guest) on March 24, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 22, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 22, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Hamida (Guest) on March 21, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Fadhili (Guest) on March 21, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 16, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 27, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Omari (Guest) on February 16, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 2, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵