Which bus crossed the ocean?

Mohamed (Guest) on October 3, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 22, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 17, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 14, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 20, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 19, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Aziza (Guest) on August 9, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 8, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 29, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 27, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Zulekha (Guest) on July 21, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Salima (Guest) on July 12, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Nassor (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 5, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 5, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 28, 2019

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Salum (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Wande (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Safiya (Guest) on May 9, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Athumani (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 3, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mhina (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 3, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 30, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

David Chacha (Guest) on April 26, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

David Chacha (Guest) on April 20, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 9, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Rubea (Guest) on March 19, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Jafari (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 15, 2019

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 11, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 1, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Tambwe (Guest) on February 28, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 25, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Wande (Guest) on February 15, 2019

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Majid (Guest) on February 7, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Salum (Guest) on January 23, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 6, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on December 20, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 17, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Hashim (Guest) on November 26, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 23, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Maida (Guest) on November 23, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 20, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Maida (Guest) on November 14, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rehema (Guest) on November 11, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 10, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 9, 2018

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Ali (Guest) on November 5, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏