The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 17, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Ahmed (Guest) on November 17, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Bahati (Guest) on November 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
James Malima (Guest) on October 17, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 16, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 3, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Sekela (Guest) on October 3, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 24, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 14, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Farida (Guest) on September 13, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 12, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 5, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 29, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 28, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Aziza (Guest) on August 8, 2019
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Ahmed (Guest) on August 5, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Halimah (Guest) on July 16, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 13, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 12, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 12, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 11, 2019
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Zubeida (Guest) on July 4, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 3, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Jaffar (Guest) on June 25, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 25, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Mgeni (Guest) on June 18, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Bahati (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 3, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 31, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 18, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Rukia (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 14, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 11, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Mchuma (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Umi (Guest) on April 17, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 9, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Athumani (Guest) on March 8, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 7, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mustafa (Guest) on March 4, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Daudi (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 27, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 3, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 9, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 18, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Nashon (Guest) on December 10, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 7, 2018
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 6, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 2, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 17, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 13, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 9, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2018
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹