Why did the dog keep tripping?

Nassar (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Hamida (Guest) on December 10, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Nahida (Guest) on November 18, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Farida (Guest) on November 17, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 5, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Tabu (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 2, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Fadhili (Guest) on October 24, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 23, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Shani (Guest) on October 21, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Zainab (Guest) on October 19, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Rabia (Guest) on October 16, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Maulid (Guest) on October 8, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Habiba (Guest) on September 30, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 29, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Fikiri (Guest) on September 26, 2019

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwinyi (Guest) on September 12, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Faiza (Guest) on September 7, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Binti (Guest) on August 27, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 20, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 15, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 10, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 7, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Hawa (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 30, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 14, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 6, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 2, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Farida (Guest) on June 15, 2019

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 10, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 30, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 30, 2019

😄 What a joke!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Baridi (Guest) on May 13, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Baraka (Guest) on April 24, 2019

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Shani (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 14, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Selemani (Guest) on April 2, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 31, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 19, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Mustafa (Guest) on March 5, 2019

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 4, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 27, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 24, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Rahim (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 20, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Ahmed (Guest) on January 17, 2019

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Baraka (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Hamida (Guest) on November 30, 2018

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥