Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Baridi (Guest) on June 21, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 10, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Makame (Guest) on June 4, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 29, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mashaka (Guest) on May 28, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Shani (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Sofia (Guest) on May 22, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Faiza (Guest) on May 20, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Zubeida (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Farida (Guest) on May 8, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 2, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Khadija (Guest) on April 28, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 20, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 15, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 10, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 10, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mohamed (Guest) on April 8, 2019

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 8, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 6, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Salma (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Nuru (Guest) on March 14, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 26, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 8, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Farida (Guest) on February 6, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Sekela (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 27, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 21, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 18, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mgeni (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Shabani (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Jafari (Guest) on January 10, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 8, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Rashid (Guest) on January 7, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Latifa (Guest) on January 2, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Shani (Guest) on December 16, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Halima (Guest) on December 11, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Baridi (Guest) on December 9, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Zainab (Guest) on December 8, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Zuhura (Guest) on December 3, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Anna Malela (Guest) on November 28, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Sofia (Guest) on November 25, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 23, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 20, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Ahmed (Guest) on November 16, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 14, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Husna (Guest) on November 9, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Rashid (Guest) on November 2, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

John Mushi (Guest) on October 27, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Rahim (Guest) on October 25, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

John Lissu (Guest) on October 25, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 12, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊