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Sofia
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Nov 11, 2019
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Margaret Anyango
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Nov 7, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Tabitha Okumu
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Oct 19, 2019
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Khalifa
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Oct 3, 2019
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Shamsa
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Sep 27, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mazrui
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Sep 26, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Henry Sokoine
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Sep 18, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Miriam Mchome
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Aug 31, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Bahati
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Aug 19, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Binti
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Peter Mugendi
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Jul 14, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Baridi
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Jul 12, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Jamila
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Jul 7, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Shani
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Catherine Naliaka
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May 31, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
May 25, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Binti
Guest
May 23, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Khalifa
Guest
May 15, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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David Musyoka
Guest
May 7, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 7, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Kazija
Guest
May 4, 2019
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 3, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 1, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Kheri
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Apr 24, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Janet Sumaye
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Apr 19, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Jamal
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Apr 2, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Mariam
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Mar 27, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mercy Atieno
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Mar 24, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Stephen Kangethe
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Mar 23, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 7, 2019
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Feb 12, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 11, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Kijakazi
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Jan 26, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Salma
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 16, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 2, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
