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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 20, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
😅 I needed that!
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Maida
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Jafari
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 2, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 22, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mgeni
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Salima
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 9, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Majid
Guest
May 31, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Zulekha
Guest
May 13, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 11, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 9, 2018
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 4, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 20, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 4, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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David Musyoka
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Omar
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Salma
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 18, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Masika
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
