Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 21, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 20, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 11, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sultan (Guest) on December 6, 2018

😅 I needed that!

James Mduma (Guest) on November 29, 2018

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Maida (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Josephine (Guest) on November 26, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 19, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 14, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Jafari (Guest) on November 13, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Kassim (Guest) on November 7, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 3, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 14, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 7, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Abdullah (Guest) on October 7, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Nassar (Guest) on October 3, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 30, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 16, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Mgeni (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 31, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Salima (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Jamila (Guest) on August 28, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Rahma (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 11, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

James Kimani (Guest) on August 7, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 29, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 23, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 20, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Zainab (Guest) on July 15, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 9, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Khalifa (Guest) on June 28, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Jamila (Guest) on June 9, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Sultan (Guest) on June 1, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Majid (Guest) on May 31, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Zulekha (Guest) on May 13, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 11, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 9, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Raha (Guest) on May 8, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 4, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Bakari (Guest) on April 28, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Maneno (Guest) on April 20, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 15, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Jaffar (Guest) on April 12, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Zainab (Guest) on April 4, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 3, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 28, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Omar (Guest) on March 22, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 16, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Salma (Guest) on March 9, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Rahim (Guest) on February 23, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Rahim (Guest) on February 19, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 27, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏