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Martin Otieno
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Jan 1, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 26, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 18, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Salima
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Warda
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Wande
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Binti
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Maida
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 23, 2018
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Nassor
Guest
May 15, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
May 13, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
May 5, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 1, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Farida
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mzee
Guest
Apr 26, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 22, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
